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+ Gatorade: is it in You? \\ 08.23.10

Now that’s G:

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+ Titty Sprinkles \\ 08.03.10

These are the available wireless networks in my apartment. Right now ‘Titty Sprinkles’ gives me the fastest download times:

+ Indian Rappers \\ 08.01.10

There is nothing funnier than this. If you have time, please experience the following 16 minutes and 29 seconds of comedy gold. I don’t know who I feel worse for: The fobby Indian brothers or the racist black guys battling them. In my personal opinion this could be hands down one of the greatest viral videos on the internet because of the following: 

1. The host has a Grand Canyon sized gap in his front teeth. Not that a person’s need for dental work is funny, I just find it hilarious that he finds a need to constantly smile and show off his misshaped grill.
2. He’s wearing fake Polo by Ralph Lauren. Why the host can’t just go to Ross or Marshalls and get the real thing boggles my mind. 
3. There’s a 16 year old stripper/show-girl surrounded by dozens of pre-pubescent delinquents. I have no idea how or where she acquired her outfit. Did she bring it to school? Was it underneath her school clothes? Maybe she went to school like that?
4. The black guys blame India for September 11th.
5. The two Indian brothers concede that this is true and brag about practicing for the attacks.
6. There is a guy in the background who has the biggest unibrow I’ve ever seen in my life. I will let you find him for yourself. It will be as rewarding as finding Waldo. If Waldo had a unibrow.

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