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+ Lady Advice Part 2: Understanding Pop culture \\ 06.30.09

My cousin Nayyar from India gives me advice on which celebrities are hot:

2:00:23 PM nayyar zulfikar: y don u luk ay angelina julie
2:01:32 PM nayyar zulfikar: do u lik kate winslet
2:01:45 PM Hasan Minhaj: from titanic?
2:02:03 PM nayyar zulfikar: yeah
2:02:28 PM Hasan Minhaj: did you think she was hot in titanic?
2:03:04 PM nayyar zulfikar: when she stirpped
2:03:43 PM Hasan Minhaj: i never saw that part. i was in the 7th grade when that movie came out
2:08:25 PM nayyar zulfikar: u missed da best part…u vil forget aish
2:08:41 PM Hasan Minhaj: ok, i’m going to go rewatch titanic!
2:09:19 PM Hasan Minhaj: but i’ve had a crush on aishwarya rai for a long time :(

+ 2009 Aspen RooftopComedy Festival \\ 06.28.09

This year I got to participate in the 2009 Aspen Rooptop Comedy Festival. The grassroots comedy fest hosted by SF’s own Rooftopcomedy.com featuring some of my favorite comics including Finesse Mitchell, Robert Hawkins, Chad Daniels, W. Kamau Bell, Kyle Grooms, Moshe Kasher, Dan Cummins, and more. I was a big fan of the fest because of its tight knit feel. Every comic is in touch with the festival staff and gets a chance to hang with the entire RooftopComedy crew. Here’s a picture of me with RooftopComedy blogger extraordinaire Paolo:

This year’s fest was held at the Wheeler Opera House in Aspen. A historic location in the center of downtown Aspen, having the fest based out of one location was great because I got to see every comic performing at the festival. Got to see fellow San Francisco comic Moshe Kasher take home this year’s Best of Fest 2009.

I also got to be a part of San Francisco’s critically acclaimed podcast Siskel and Negro. I got a chance to talk about everything that’s on my mind right now: Standup comedy, Twitter, and Lil’ Wayne. You can check out the interview here:

For more information about the Festival, photos, and video from the livestream check out the website here:

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/aspen

+ Lady Advice Part 1: Wooing the ladies \\ 06.25.09

Just had an amazing convo with my cousin from India. I now understand women so much better.

1:34:44 PM nayyar zulfikar: do u hav six pack abs
1:34:51 PM Hasan Minhaj: no i don’t
1:34:59 PM Hasan Minhaj: did you think i did?
1:35:22 PM nayyar zulfikar: not really
1:35:36 PM Hasan Minhaj: what if i told you i did?
1:36:04 PM nayyar zulfikar: i would hav asked u to giv dem to me
1:36:28 PM nayyar zulfikar: would u?
1:37:25 PM nayyar zulfikar: u r always gone after 2
1:38:14 PM nayyar zulfikar: how many girlfrds u hav?
1:40:23 PM Hasan Minhaj: i’m supposed to only have one right?
1:40:30 PM Hasan Minhaj: do you have more than one?
1:41:11 PM nayyar zulfikar: wat do u mean supposed to?i don hav even 1
1:44:37 PM Hasan Minhaj: you don’t want one?
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1:48:00 PM nayyar zulfikar: i do but none z available
1:49:17 PM nayyar zulfikar: giv me som e tips
1:50:30 PM Hasan Minhaj: there are a lot of people in india. i’m sure you have options.
1:50:36 PM Hasan Minhaj: and you have a great personality right?
1:51:53 PM nayyar zulfikar: wel i vl hav 1 as soom as my college opens
1:53:16 PM nayyar zulfikar: z ur girlfrd american
1:54:55 PM Hasan Minhaj: should i date an american girl?
1:55:46 PM nayyar zulfikar: ya ..any problem wid ame alz
1:57:06 PM nayyar zulfikar: ame galzr more sexy dan indians i suppose..wat say?
1:57:48 PM Hasan Minhaj: no way. look at aishwarya rai man.
1:57:49 PM Hasan Minhaj: she’s indian.
1:57:51 PM Hasan Minhaj: she’s so hot!
1:59:45 PM nayyar zulfikar: ya she z…ok u win.

I’ll continue this conversation later. There are more gems. You crazy for this Nayyar!